May 2013
joichang:
riddlemetom:
unfollower:
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you...
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
regardsbree:
Friends let friends see their pierced nipples. Don’t even tell me about em if you not tryna flash me
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muggleland:
the ceo of abercrombie and fitch has a lot of nerve saying that ugly people shouldn’t wear his clothes when he looks like an albino orc from the lord of the rings
eyeslikecominghome:
skin doesnt stain why aren’t we making clothes out of human skin
wartortles:
sometimes u just need ur genitals massaged by someones mouth u know
c4rcinogencrush:
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
gcoky:
mulinlust:
gcoky:
fun prank: get a job working at a bakery and powder the doughnuts with cocaine instead of powdered sugar
fun prank more like how to ruin somebodies life
i said it was fun not ethical
Watchsapphirebones:
jaacknasty:
Probably the best 6 seconds ever.
i fucking lost it
ryannxp:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
“As Americans, we have this naïve assumption that people all over the world are...”
– 10 Things Most Americans Don’t Know About America http://bananenplanet.wordpress.com/2012/07/17/10-things-most-americans-dont-know-about-america/ (via curlycherie)
There are two areas where the USA is way out in front of the rest of the world: war and prison. The technology of killing is the main...
